Yesterday all servers in the U.S. went out on strike in a bid to get more RAM and better CPUs. A spokes person said that the need for better RAM was due to some fool increasing the front-side bus speed. In future, buses will be told to slow down in residential motherboards.
Weblinks
Web LinksA selection of links that are all related to the Joomla! Project.
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# Web Link Hits
1   Link   Joomla!
Home of Joomla!
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2   Link   OpenSourceMatters
Home of OSM
1011
3   Link   php.net
The language that Joomla! is developed in
1008
4   Link   Joomla! - Forums
Joomla! Forums
999
5   Link   MySQL
The database that Joomla! uses
957
6   Link   Ohloh Tracking of Joomla!
Objective reports from Ohloh about Joomla's development activity. Joomla! has some star developers with serious kudos.
1065
7   Link   OWN3D_BY_ORGANIZATION_MAYHEM
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